When I was relevant, many stories were made about my origin.
Back in the olden times, before Evil Larry was so evil, he was just a little "babby" Larry. Larry used to enjoy many things, such as:
But that all changed, when... James appeared. You see, James was a devious lil fella, for he was working on a device that would explode peenars.
- Would you like some sour grapes, little one? - James
Hesitantly, Larry responded with a nod of his head, for he loved sour grapes.
- Then you must take your father along with you on this journey. - James
Larry agreed, and took his dad to what seemed like an abandoned warehouse. "Strange..", said Larry, while clutching his peenar for good luck. Father Larry was then ordered to step inside a dusty tube looking structure.
That's when, James ordered Larry to shut the door on his father. Larry did as he was told, since he really wanted those sour grapes. But then a button appeared.
"Now press it.", said James with a devious smile, for he was "devious fella".
Larry pressed the button, KABLEWWIE! Father Larry's peenar was blown clean off. James then held onto the bowl of sour grapes to Larry.
"How could you, son?", said Father Larry. That's when, Larry smiled and consumed sour grapes, because now, I am Evil Larry!
Now, before I show the multiple stories of multiple redditors, here is what redditors should get.
A Reddit user has said:
"There could be multiple reasons for this, but Larry is NOT EVIL. First, please take him for an evaluation. He might have something medical going on that you are unaware of. It could be a UTI or maybe believe or not his teeth. Cats have different ways of trying to tell you they are unwell. Second, it could be his reaction to anxiety, in which case you might need to get to the vet and have him/her prescribe gabapentin for short term to calm Larry down or if need be Fluoxetine for longer term if need be. Cats don’t pee on your bed to be mean. Please don’t punish him as you will make the situation worse. Get him seen asap!" Message from Larry - The guy did not know anything about me what the hell
Another reddit user has said:
Larry has turned into such an evil villain because of how he was mercilessly ignored by his owners so he's basically just on his villain arc.
Larry does not deserve having such a disgraced title as you have given him it should instead be Larry the doom of the worthless human species
I would write more but this would be too tedious. Go HERE for more.